Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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