Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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