): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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