Say something about gay babies.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
