i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Randomize
