Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
one might say we're banned from that church
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
How many fucks given?
0.12846
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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