Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
