What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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