you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
Shame - the story of my life.
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