Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
