Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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