Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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