My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
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Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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