It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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