There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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