There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
