I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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