The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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