your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
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Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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