I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
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Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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