I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Please, let me fuck your mom
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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