when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
