Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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