Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
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