i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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