we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Holy shit dude........stairs
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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