Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(908): View more from New Jersey

google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again

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(647): View more from Ontario

Whatcha textin bout Willis?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening

(508): View more from Massachusetts

yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.

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(607): View more from New York

This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.

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(727): View more from Florida

I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.

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(813): View more from Florida

I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.

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