That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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