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(630): View more from Illinois

Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work

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(440): View more from Ohio

it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm

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(940): View more from Texas

She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.

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(216): View more from Ohio

there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.

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(925): View more from California

You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush

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(727): View more from Florida

As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive

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