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• (404): View more from Georgia

  i think i'm in class. and blacked out.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.

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• (530): View more from California

  you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly

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• (713): View more from Texas

  I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot

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• (408): View more from California

  I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?

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  What are you gonna do about it?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.

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