You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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