Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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