loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
