Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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