Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
try to milk me bitch
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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