Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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