Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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