some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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