i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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