i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
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oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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