At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
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I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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