As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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