Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
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You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
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But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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