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...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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