kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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