mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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