We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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