I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
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She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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