OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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