Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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