i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
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You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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