You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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