omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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