So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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