Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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