she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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